A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, ‘What is this, a joke?’…….
“Later came the call from the bar that a bobcat was inside as patrons climbed atop bar stools to get away.”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29896957/
“Then police got a report of a bobcat acting aggressively toward a woman outside a Pizza Hut.”